Father - Havin' a kid changes everything. There's burping, the midnight feeding, and the changing.
Son -You do any of that?
Father - No. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.
Son - You think I'm up for it?
Father - You learned from the best.
( Tim Burton's film Big Fish, based on a Daniel Wallace novel ).